They love to try out new personas all the time. It takes a good 10-12 hours to interpret an astrology chart. The rest of the world seems to be able to figure it out. It is very easy for them to get carried away and spend an hour telling something that loses its comedic appeal very early on. Well, let me tell you. I think the job as a fitness trainer is good for you, as Geminis are the communicators of the zodiac.
Anyway it was a fun read. Aquarians are kind to everyone, cheerfully ignoring anything you have to say. Yes, having 3 or more planets in the same astrology sign is called a stellium. No matter your age, your stunning lack of personality makes you the epitome of the grumpy old man screaming at the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. Take 'em outdoors and to martial arts class.
Be a life coach; there aren't a lot of qualifications you need. I have an article about how to cast your own chart on here somewhere if you are interested. Cancer June 21 - July 22 If you've ever wondered how Cancers stay so sweet, take a look at their sugar intake. Narcissism, jealousy, rage, blind ambition, and shrewd intellect with no compassion; you've got it all. They must be prepared exactly right.
Virgo - Children must learn to correct their mistakes and learn exactness! They are always late when you make plans to go out with them. It can be done but it's extremely painful to watch! Wouldn't you know it that on the very day Angelina Jolie announced that she had an elective double mastectomy I was driving to a breast surgeon preparing to have two biopsies performed on my right breast to test two separate masses? No man is an island, but that one on your right looks sturdy enough to climb on for a while. Lucky for you, the universe has a double coupon day. Also, get more bandages and Bactine. Scorpio - Visits Transylvania, obtains a genealogical certificate to prove matrilineal descent from Count Dracula. This means that when you check your horoscope, not only are you reading a horseshit prediction, you're reading the wrong horseshit prediction.
So your brain tries really hard to see patterns in everything, because the penalty for missing the real ones is too stiff. Seeing the face of Jesus on your taco will not. Of all the signs in the zodiac, your lack of ingenuity and creative problem solving abilities is truly astounding. One day I came across a website that suggested that Dr. Even closer to home Now let me give you an example of the Pluto-Mars transit. It seems sudden if your family is so against it.
As soon as this horoscope sign's nurturing qualities are cultivated, their selfishness will diminish. Of course, they likely aren't reading the parts that say it's satire, yet alone other comments before opening their mouths. They may act them out a bit differently, but the opposite signs want the same things. That is the key to our success as a species. Just so I don't have to believe more people are catching the dumbass virus. Taurus: Some shine like a diamond, but you shine like a fresh sheet of aluminum foil. Cancer: No one likes a smarty pants, but there are no rules about having clever socks or a brain-enhanced shirt.
You have an uncanny flare and excessive need for drama, coupled with an equally large lack of talent. When you hear the bugles sound, jump out of the way and look around. Virgo people are big, big talkers. I am neither talkative or superficial, however, I find that I do take on a lot of Taurus traits and some Cancer as well. Remember I mentioned that I have this natal aspect in my chart as square? You can always pick out an Aquarian in a crowd.
And yes, there's enough truth to this that I had a few hearty laughs. You need to be in the middle, selling swords, shields, sleds and hot cocoa to both sides. They are possessive and jealous in love relationships. Every planet and our Moon is in an Astrology sign, not just our Sun. Leo July 23rd to August 22nd A Leo will hook you with their humour, and they know it.
Virgo: Trust your gut; it was right about that pumpkin spice tuna sushi from the gas station, and it knows what you need to do about your situation now. They will be cranky when their minds get frazzled. Showing off for the eager little kids, he climbs on the roof, takes a tumble and spends Christmas in a neck brace. In fact, sometimes forget they are not really royalty. It's hard to think that there are people in the world who are absolutely humorless, but Aquarians take the gold on this one. Cancer - Going to Mother's house, and enjoying her special recipes such as Fried Bologna Wonderbake and Noodle Pie.